cassinis your huygens

this will never not haunt me.

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

So here’s what you have to do if you want to have perfect skin while keeping that alpha grindset:

Wash your horses first even if you are caked in blood and dirt

Wash your mighty arms

Don’t use Perfume, rub yourself with manly olive oil only

Don’t do make up, don’t even look into a mirror, you already have a chiseled jaw and flashing eyes

Instead run 120 laps around a racetrack to give your face a natural blush

Comb your hair with a golden comb

this one did the best it could. its name is LADEE. LADEE couldnt help its fate and it crashed into the surface of the moon

the MarCO twins supported InSight in their most vulnerable moments. Went where no cubesats ever went before. Their names were WALL-E and EVE. They stayed together until they both fell silent

Meteosat-8 did her best to help us with weather monitoring despite suffering so so many complications. Shes now decommissioned but still devoutly awaiting another command from her team