sweet cherry, make it awful

Jayne Mansfield / photo for Playboy, February 1955, by Hal Adams.

bit iinsane how no one I know in fed gov does cocaine

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

Let’s snuggle on mama

studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever

i hope we leave behind the weird infantalizing language in 2026. i'm sick of reading "grape" when people mean "rape". i'm sick of the cutesy language to talk about real world horrors. "oh but the platform i'm on would suppress the video" okay? then why are you trying to host the conversation there. there are DOZENS of social media sites out there. surely you can absolutely promote the video elsewhere. surely you can host the conversation elsewhere. why does going viral matter more than language that you're using to describe real world horrors. and why are you using that language in real life, where there is no algorithm to suppress it. you aren't going to get banned on reddit or youtube for saying "kill" get a grip

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

changing my email signature to the link of that one guilty as sin tt with no context whatsoever cause fuck all of yall fr

what happened emotionally, musically and alcoholically in february can never happen again

last time i was this drunk i had to call out of work. and that was last week