objectophiles: literally the sweetest and most understanding community i've been in
anti-objectophiles: YOU'RE A KIDDY DIDDLER EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO CORRELATIONS WITH EACHOTHER I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY

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objectophiles: literally the sweetest and most understanding community i've been in
anti-objectophiles: YOU'RE A KIDDY DIDDLER EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO CORRELATIONS WITH EACHOTHER I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY

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jesse being the only character in the room with a fucking backbone and openly berating gus for using kids in the business is so fucking satisfying, even if it ultimately doesnt save those kids in the end. no one supports him, not walt (who's a father) or mike (who was a father and is now a grandfather), but jesse doesnt back down because this is something he actually, fully, wholeheartedly Believes in and isnt willing to back down on. his "soft spot" for kids isnt just that, its a sincere passion for them and for protecting them. he'll put his life in jeopardy for them. and no one else has the spine to stand alongside him. another drop in the "jesse as a christ like figure" allegory bucket sure, but on a base level it just feels good as fuck to see jesse stand up for whats right and not kowtow to anyone else
Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."
"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"
"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"
translation notes:
The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺
Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.
That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.
Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.
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snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3
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tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home
He is, however, in the mafia
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