PROSHIP+RAD QUEERS+ZIONISTS DNI

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

no no no you Were On To Something.

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

she can reclaim faggot for this one

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

jesse being the only character in the room with a fucking backbone and openly berating gus for using kids in the business is so fucking satisfying, even if it ultimately doesnt save those kids in the end. no one supports him, not walt (who's a father) or mike (who was a father and is now a grandfather), but jesse doesnt back down because this is something he actually, fully, wholeheartedly Believes in and isnt willing to back down on. his "soft spot" for kids isnt just that, its a sincere passion for them and for protecting them. he'll put his life in jeopardy for them. and no one else has the spine to stand alongside him. another drop in the "jesse as a christ like figure" allegory bucket sure, but on a base level it just feels good as fuck to see jesse stand up for whats right and not kowtow to anyone else