im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink