hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

why were you at Wanting To Fuck Me island 🥺

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

(flirting) i could be your problem

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

i barely ever release games anymore i just come on here and post "hello everyone please close your eyes and imagine what if i made something beautiful" and people in the replies go wow sir yes beautiful so beautiful

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game