bzzz

(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

Any time I reblog momokarun its through a leabian lens

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

kuwahh,. . . .,,,

Sorry dear I adopted another one while you were realising your new sexuality

Yeah she's definitely more of a little sis than a big sis sorry. Maybe we can get you a nice different big sis

what's up brat. I mean your highness. Did you lose your princess treat in the couch cushions again or are you bending over just to show off

*lifts my tail feathers*

[with my princess little sister hanging off me like a hip mounted ornament] do you think the reason maids seek out princesses is a maternal instinct thing or is it their way of introjecting themselves into you so they can care for the needy girl they used to be before they had to learn to be of use

I'd like to believe it's maternal instinct but I know it's likely the latter

which could mean nothing

Would you like to be taken care of miss blue rose?

More than anythin. But I dinnae have time ty take it slow. everyone needs every moment of my time. If they didnae then I'd lose my drive ty do hard shit all the time. an we have a problem in this modern age where we dinnae hydrate properly. so shit is hard all the time, everywhere

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.