endy

"Choose a number from 1 to 1" and they still call it a bromance

happy torse thursday everyone, this is exactly like a normal thursday except i will be thinking about torse the entire time

Sorry i simply think it is very sweet that brennan wanted to make his friends laugh so badly he accidentally made his campaign's finale too silly the second smiling Richard Nixon walked out and they all lost it. Like. The intrepid heroes are the sweetie-est actually.

Im British, so ive never seen an Applebees, ive never eaten at one, its just not something that exists here. So to me Applebeee is not a fast food place, it is a sirname. If someone says Applebees my first thought is oh, you mean Kristen's sirname? The Applebees family?

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech