apathy is death

lot of truly awful blogs on my dash this fine evening

babe that's not your dash that's a mirror

apologies. lot of truly awful blogs on my face this fine evening

people like this are going to put the onion out of business

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i hate level scaling

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

You. It's been a hard day, hasn't it? Clench your jaw. Lock your knees. Stiffen your arms and tighten your shoulders. Curl your toes into the earth. It's not gonna be okay. Pretty soon this day will be a pleasant memory of how much less painful it all was ❤️

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

"meteoric rise" is such a weird phrase. literally the main thing meteors don't do