illegal daydreamer

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon