Peachy Keen

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

reminder that Ozma and Dorothy were Special Good Bedroom Friends

You mean she was a… friend of Dorothy?

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

Sword w cellphone charms

new game! rb with the piercings you have vs the piercings you want

fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore

There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one

“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?

no my friend, you don't have a crush. you have serious attachment issues and someone is giving you attention.