hi I'm grist

daily mantra for girls: I can Kill with just my hands. I will Inflict Harm upon those who cross my path. I am filled with Malice and will spread it to others.

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

The worst part of living on the west coast is we don’t even get radiators to chain our twinks to, what am I supposed to do hook em up to the ceiling fan?

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

if youre having trouble remembering then use the classic "keep port(the wine) in your left hand so you can steer the ship with your right"

And if you’re out long enough that night falls and you need to remember which side of the ship the red and green navigation lights are on, you’ve got “There’s no red port left.”

Port has 4 letters, Left has 4 letters. Starboard has more than 4 letters, right has more than 4 letters. Easy way to remember

you think im gonna be able to count when im three sheets to the wind, cant steer straight and spill port all over my deck?

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

what is going on with the komainus

basically nothing at all which is comapritively good because my head kicks received per hour is down rn you gotta look for the little things in life because there sure as fuck aren't any big ones

ok

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

:)

:)

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

i should have been an awkward tomboy slowly figuring out she's a lesbain and crushing on my best friend but instead i was crushed into nothing by feelings i couldn't even point to

it's so fucking unfair

@staff stop terming my friends. Why are you letting nazis thrive and terminating trans girls fifty times in a row

They reinstated Pjackk, a blog that's been abandoned for over a year before getting terminated, but none of the trans women who were termed for posting selfies and talking about their days

damn happy pride huh