You told me "bad people don't think they're bad"

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

It’s always “keep politics out of sports” until it’s conservative politics, then it’s just patriotism or some other bullshit.

I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand what’s political about Military Appreciation Night.

I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand what’s political about the literal FBI being there.