Having an ✨Existential Crisis✨ 24/7 babeyyy!!!! 😏

why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

cats

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

gay rights!

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love