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Noah Kahan

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Claire Keane
Interview Vampire Daily
The Bowery Presents
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Cosmic Funnies
Color Me Curious
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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hello vonnie

shark vs the universe
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it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement
your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

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rly needed to see Vi in Cait’s lap
vi’s back on my mind 😪
Just warming up
Capes were invented for Caitlyn Kiramman
if you had to pick one song from your Spotify on repeat playlist to serve as inspiration for a fic what would it be, how would it inspire the work, and what would be the ship and/or premise?
HI BRI THANK YOU FOR THROWING THIS FROZEN BLOOD PUMPKIN INTO MY ENCLOSURE
this is kind of somehwat backwards from what you're asking, but the way my brain works is that i tend to have an idea first and assign music for that idea, so as i tried to do this, i kept thinking of my *existing* ideas.
so one that i've currently been spending time thinking about and associating songs to is this post canon fic idea, kind of exploring caitlyn dealing with the emotional impact of the decisions she's made over the last several months (or however long it's been she's been in her girl boss era), losing her eye, unresolved stuff with vi, etc. so this song appearing in my repeats playlist seemed like a really obvious choice:
really just i think kind of underlines caitlyn's reckoning with the power of her name, of what she's done with the legacy and power she's had hanging over her head her whole life, and her yearning for some way to achieve absolution, etc. also i just love the high drama of this song, it has a really sort of cinematic feel to it, which is how i tend to think of my playlists!
(bonus song bc i'm greedy:)

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the most annoying thing about making a whole new tumblr blog is trying to remember all 150 blogs i used to follow
Cleaving random tumblr users from shoulder to hip with a broadsword for posting bullshit in the main tags
tbh i actually really love the fact that Caitlyn canonically copes with stress (and arguably self-harms) with sex. the fact that this aspect of her personality is so at odds with what so many people seem to want her to be instead makes me love it more. Caitlyn Kiramman FUCKS. sometimes she should probably be doing something else instead! but that doesn't stop her!!!
prev tags actually such an important addition and great analysis
yes, thanks for adding this on! excellent additional commentary by @undetaqted
I think people base how Caitlyn and Vi act with regard to their sexuality on the scene of them in the brothel too much. Ignoring the fact that Cait is nervous because she’s in an unfamiliar place (we see she’s pretty relaxed by the time Vi sees her again before leaving) and Vi is running off a fake it till you make it mentally to get the information she wants.
yeah. here's me and @kabruist talking about it a little more. i really can't put it any better than they did
it's not even their horniest scene...!!!
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Unfortunately for Vi she is at her hottest and most dopamine-inducing as a fictional character when she is her most tragic, wasted, and self destructive. Fortiche really did s2e5 for me specifically, like they had me in mind when they did that. Your welcome everyone btw

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okay i HAVE to ask - what happens the night Vi naively invites Caitlyn to fill in on family Overcooked night when one of her brothers can't make it?
An incredible question! Following up on this.
I think it would depend on how early this is in the relationship. Assume Caitlyn barely knows them and is still actively trying to be on her best (read: most normal) behavior, so she's told herself she will not get uptight about this fun family game night.
Then she walks into a war zone.
If it's Mylo that's out, Powder is really torn. She could say it's a relief to finally have someone competent, but that would sound like she's complimenting the Piltie Princess. So no way, obviously. She'd be tense and biting Caitlyn's head off over minor things all night, but mostly holding it in.
But my god, if it was Claggor who wasn't there?? Mylo and Powder get into a fight over who was supposed to be on tomato duty on that last stage. Caitlyn's stuck between them looking petrified in a way Vi has literally never seen before. What's she supposed to do here? Raise her voice to match? Insert herself in gently?
Caitlyn might even try a, "Well, why don't we just—" And Powder's head snaps her way. Are her eyes actually glowing?
An actual nightmare.
Then Vi cuts in with something like, "now that it's out of your systems, you want to try not sucking this time?" She goes over everyone's roles again, drill sergeant style, and takes off the kid gloves while they're playing. She's calling out the orders, reminding people of timing, keeping her sentences short and simple.
Near the end of the stage, Caitlyn chimes in exactly one time with something Vi missed. Powder almost blows up again just at that, but then they get three stars and the mood shifts—kind of.
Mylo is immediately cocky, saying maybe Caitlyn should do the shot calling from now on. "You gotta admit, Vi. She's got a real authoritative style."
For some reason, Vi starts coughing at that, and Caitlyn looks frozen with fear again. At her elbow, Powder whispers something about how that'll happen "over her dead body." It definitely was "her" and not "my." Followed by what sounds like a few more comments about a bomb in her trunk?
Before Caitlyn drives home, she does check her car trunk thoroughly. It feels a little silly, but—well.
when the game ends Caitlyn waits very patiently for someone to lead the after-action report because she's got a mental list of notes she's been adding to this whole time but no one ever starts reviewing their performance :( oh well :((( she'll send vi an email later instead :)
i do think she'd legitimately get butterflies over vi's overcooked head chef persona. look how effective her strategy is. look how efficiently she created a work flow. wow 😍 her soft skills and organizational thinking 😍😍😍
It would be quite an emotional roller coaster! Her life might be threatened by Vi's younger sister (repeatedly), but wow, Vi is so competent and in such a casual and unassuming way! 😍
When Mylo suggests that Caitlyn take over, she can tell there's some kind of family dynamic going on so she doesn't want to butt in directly herself, but she would really prefer if Vi kept being extremely competent where Caitlyn can pretend to watch her subtly. (She's literally staring so much and so often that it's another reason Powder's definitely going to put a bomb in her car the next time.)
But just picturing Vi getting that email and being so charmed by it. She was thinking maybe Cait regretted coming over, but apparently not! That's so great. Wow.
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