“Mr Hermes, Thats Me!”

World Heritage Post

I sometimes think about how the Hatchetfield musicals basically take a feel-good genre and put a horror twist on them. The guy who didn't like musicals? Romcom about an office worker whose boring life changes when he gets to know the cute barista at the local coffee shop, interrupted by a zombie apocalypse. Black friday? Heartwarming christmas movie about a widower reconnecting with his high school sweetheart and learning that he can't fix his relationship with his son just by buying him a toy but UH OH the hot new toy of the season is an eldritch god! Nerdy prudes must die? Coming of age teen drama about the unlikely romance between a popular girl and a nerd, turned into a slasher because they committed manslaughter in a haunted house

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time

if you came to me and said you were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time

if you told me you were in a time loop, i would believe you every time

let me guess, we're in a time loop. i know. what are we gonna do?

yeah yeah, we're in a time loop together. i know. what are we gonna do?

i told you twice already, i know. we're in a time loop together. so, what are we gonna do?

hey. do you... remember the time loop?

hey, i'm in a time loop! you have to believe me, please!

if i came up to you and said i was in a time loop, would you believe me even once?

I think at one point or another everyone should become slightly obsessed with a show (preferably 10+ years old) that 99% of their mutuals don't care about. it builds character. keeps you humble

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

“my teenage child is so selfish” is an interesting thing I only see online moms say about their daughters. I’ve never seen one say it about their son. I think it’s because daughters enter the teenage years and begin developing critical thinking skills and independence and it enrages these parents who were using their kids as their own little therapists and unpaid domestic laborers.