St✶rFxcker

The truth is I just want more financial freedom so I can buy high quality skincare, buy quality pieces and form a classic capsule wardrobe, travel and see the world, spoil my friends and family, gain access to any hobby i want ever, never rely on anyone ever, nourish myself with good food, buy all the books i want ever, and do anything I want forever

Idc if you’re adopted. If yall call the same person “dad” you shouldn’t be making out

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

tbh if it were accurate it wouldn’t have been a diner. it would’ve been a bunch of fives in a cage match to see who’s most correct on any given subject

Wednesday being like 15-16 when all this shit is happening to her and people really want her to date the one who has brought nothing but hurt and trauma to her and the people she cares about, like gang she was barely old enough to legally buy an energy drink (atleast in the UK/Ireland) 😭💔

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Thought about Grace for more than one ☝️ second and started tearing up. Do you think she misses Five and Ben? Did her code allow her to grieve? Did she surpass it anyway because her kids are gone. Do you think she still puts their plates on their designated table seats? Do you think she still cleaned their rooms? Did their laundry? Asked if Five or Ben had been injured while she's patching up her other kids post missions? Do you think she asked Klaus if he could see her dead kids. Do you think she liked looking at Five's painting along with her usual paintings? Do you think she went out to the foyer to check on Ben's statue. How many times did Reginald have to alter her faulty code and Grace had to surpass it just to keep herself grieving? How long did it take for Reginald to erase her memories of them? And did she keep them hidden under her code?

Godddd. Just. The Handler saying "you were always a killer, I just pushed you in a direction" when Five just hit Gloria with a stapler. And in his first mission from Reginald, he hits a bank robber with a stapler. He keeps repeating the same hits under the different people. Five. Oh Five.