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so how about rui7 guys....

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shizuharu123

*posts my shizuharu slop*

haro4649

ntrs your ramen

glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

kestrelsparverius

adrnired

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

autisticexpression

This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

the-haiku-bot

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

spaceinvaydr

headspace-hotel

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

hiveswap

Amogus

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

aro-aceattorney

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

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cerdogic

what it you drew horse girls

Ya know what why not. Just for you :3c

ditto-2713

tierlist i take no criticisms thank you

#I think Maruzen switches depending on her partner #she has a slight preference for being the bottom (“she likes to be spoiled”) but enjoys being the top too #i would agree with Ace's placement but i hc her as asexual for. an obvious and dumb reason i fear #And i agree that Rudolf is the bottom of bottoms #she wants to keep this a secret for her reputation or something (everyone knows. everyone)#Suggestive

meows92e

ditto-2713

which would pain you more to vote between

elgrass vs spesuzu

teimaku vs spesuzu

teinei vs teimaku

poketaki vs takicafe

ogutama vs shakafai

opedoto vs poketaki

mihorice vs elgrass

shakafai vs opedoto

vodsca vs opedoto

dont fucking do this to me

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

conducting more research

#teinei and teimaku for me #why would you make me choose... just put them in a polycule... this is so cruel to separate them /lh

fainting-pegasus

For anyone who missed out on the Leoni WL after show, they were talking about a fight they had at Saki's house. It proceeded like this:

They tell Miku the fight was over who got the last snack.

Miku asked did they all want it that bad?

Ichika explains they all were like "No you have it. No YOU have it." So Ichika tells them to put it to rock paper scissors.

Saki threw hers out late so she could lose.

Shiho calls her out for cheating.

Honami almost cries not knowing what to do.

Tsukasa waltz in and offers to solve their problems and just eats it.

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Umamusume Showdown - Round 2

Marche Lorraine vs. Fuji Kiseki

Marche Lorraine

Fuji Kiseki

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

#MARCHE LORRAINE #PLEASE VOTE MARCHE LORRAINE #LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS SHE CAN'T LOSE NOW #MARCHE LORRAINE MY DEAR DAUGHTER #she's so baby... she's everything

oonige

the indomitable principal

(lineless under the cut)

sheepishs

chunkybells

Uma Oc

strawberrycowtime

drawing inspired by an incorrect quotes i saw a week(?) ago

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rain-refrain

i feel like narita brian would look soo good in your style........ you could maybe also rescue her from her soccer mom casual outfit it's my least favorite in the whole game i think

i couldnt save her bc ihavent drawn in a month and i cant get too ambitious sorry but i have so many opinions abt her casual outfit why is she wearing that and why is no one stopping her

yanoharuhito

uma oc Forbidden Apple

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