soon to be the third Jewish pope

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

it’s all bout being a sexy girl and a weird dude @ the same time

girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

hey

Hi whats up

do you want to go play outside with me

Yeah come on I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can run up the slide

what?

Im gonna run up the slide but I have to take my shoes off to do it because my sneakers don’t have enough grip on em

woah hey free sneakers

Hey don’t touch those those are mine

little kids r so funny when presented with any new information like theres this girl I teach who has two moms and a sister and I was like “wow your family is all girls! that’s so funny, if my husband and I had a boy, we’d be all boys haha!” And she was shocked that two boys could get married like honey did you think gay marriage was a girls only event