I eat stones

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

Deleting a zero note post to transform it from a flop post into lost media.

ISAT mustelid au where literally nothing changes but theyre all mustelids now. Every single character. And it would make the game even better ☝️

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

grindr screenshot

Pjackk url held and actively used by someone who's not even funny with it is the bad ending but in a meta sense it's a fitting trajectory for pjackk's corpse so carry on

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

I think having his url scooped up by a Tumblr Lesbian who immediately can't keep up the kayfabe, is bad at characterizing him when they do, and immediately succumbs to beefing and vaguing about the pushback... well, it's both the most embarrassing and most fitting thing that could've happened to Pjackk, let's be honest...

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

What it that Amazingely Cutely Thing? Yes; Beleave it or nout it is call a Kittys Cat and they have been Kind and Cute Compamion to the AllPeople of the World for thousand and thousand year with ears on it head and a tail