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I only want to talk to one person right now but he’s working 😞 I’m so sad and I miss him so much and I just want to crawl into his arms and melt but he’s two hours away from me and I have to study for finals

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The image Wikipedia is using to illustrate static electricity right now.

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Social Media is free

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fuck it up Beverly!!

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Me @ Beverly

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This is the cost of a rattlesnake bite in the United States.

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I was bitten by a copperhead back in 2013 and my parents are still paying the bills 😢was admitted for 4 days

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Literally what the fuck America

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what the fuck is going on with this post

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this post is blocking the next post from having access to the tumblr blue sea

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hey everyone i’m swimming lol

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where am i

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The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

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what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

sugarpiss

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

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Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on

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only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey

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sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

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venom (2018)

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WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

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Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

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relatable seals at the end there

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“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

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I need more of this shit!

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Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

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The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

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John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

jackironsides

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

ryrosryhoe

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

bonepoem

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

jukebox-head

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

cryptiboy

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

wintersoldierfell

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

randomthingsthatilike1

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

thechy-fychannel

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

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New iPhone: comes out

Every single iPhone that came out before:

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EVERY SINGLE DAMN ONE

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thathighguy

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

ahhthelegend

I done watched this six times

staraptor

u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought

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harpyhormones

hot take but like. kids shouldnt be celebrities

grumsal

im so happy for lenny

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