make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

regardless about how you feel about any of the winners we can all agree that josh & sara were much better than last years host [redacted]

You’re so sweet. Thank you so much!

I wish i could find this one article written in I believe the 90’s that went under the radar on abortion. The author said that the “life” arguments are basically useless on either side and what actually matters is that humans shouldn’t have a right to use other human bodies as a resource without consent no matter how alive or sentient they are, even if they’re on the brink of death you have the right to deny them access to you. It probably was too radical for pro-choice activists back in those days but like…that’s the most robust arguement lol so we need 2 being that back and dead the pontifications and splitting hairs about “life” in my honest onion

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

It takes me three years to unclench my ass after watching an episode of the handmaid’s tale

I think as a species we don’t need to produce any more alice in wonderland related media. I think we’re good on that one

Y'all really sat there every week and watched Glee. That sure is somethin

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person