♡ Superwholock ♡

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur

Immortal Leon carefully erasing all mention of himself from history so no one ever suspects him of being anything other than a regular guy™ vs. immortal Merlin telling every historian through time to write that he’s the most powerful wizard ever and Arthur couldn’t have done shit without him

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

You are not paying your workers to do their job with a smile. You are paying your workers not to jump over the counter and strangle the most insufferable people alive. Do you understand

Everyone has within them a level of desperation which could compel them to perform unspeakable acts and for the low low price of a basic living wage plus dental I will hold closed the gates of hell itself and make a cheeseburger with no cheese for order #652

*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]

*pulling my gay vampire lover away from my neck* the fuck did you just call my blood