Big Dumb Lesbian

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all

AI slop prompters will never feel the exhilaration of drawing fanatically. Time becomes irrelevant. Your body morphs into just a device for devotion. You are devotion. Never blinking. Your heart beat might as well have never began, because you have become a machine for craft. You are every person before you that has ever touched pencil to paper. Your blood sings as you become a singularity. Never blinking. Never breathing. Never hearing. Eyes on paper, hand moving as if pushed and pulled by an unknown force. They will never understand the madness you feel when you enter a state where you do not starve, ache, or think. The moment you snap out of that haze, your hands covered in graphite and your stomach clawing at your insides for sustenance, that's the closest thing to divinity I have ever felt. I chase it even when my body deteriorates. I understand the weakness of my flesh and it does not deter me

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

if you ever find yourself writing fanfiction and thinking "this is too indulgent" that is the devil talking and he can go ahead and shut the fuck up

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!