BLONDE AND FULL OF STOOPID

there’s just something about the weight of a hammer in your hand. feels so right

like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M GONNA GET IT

I AM ON A WATCHLIST

Sorry, we had to put your boyfriend down. Yeah, he tried to claim that men are oppressed for being masculine. In #general too, it was really embarrassing. Again, so sorry.

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

i prefer to think of them as my insane clown family