whatever

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

Official addition to this post.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

Evil musician named Britney Fears

Gay musician named Britney Queers

fellow musician named britney peers

Audience musician named Britney Cheers

Skyscraper musician named Britney Sears

Wildlife Musician named Britney Deers

Car musician named Britney Steers

Formerly invisible musician named Britney Appears

Rapidly approaching musician named Britney Nears

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.