Get Ready to Rumble

Just watched my co worker log into his 8 year old tumblr and it was just full of naked Japanese men 💀💀💀😭😭😭

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

there's a post that has a couple thousand notes that says "nudes are boring send me your poetry" and tbh a bunch of people sending amateur poetry sounds like fucking torture. getting an unsolicited lame poem is imo worse than getting an unsolicited dick pic. for me it's worse. much greater disgust reaction.

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

My favorite powercouple lestat de lyingcunt and louis the point you lack or something