don't become a casualty of what's wrong with you

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

Lily rose depp pissed me off so bad until she got a lesbian boyfriend 😭 now im ljke ok werk princess