1-800-hotline-meme

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

Who else #GoopedUp tonight!

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

This is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you're still cis, you are the cis-est person alive. He has his gender cum laude.

call that a bear market

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

gay purple bitch

get it white boy

screensavers are when the computer gets bored from doing nothing and starts to get sleepy. those are its dreams

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

love wins

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site