Why Am I Still Here

yeah dan really can't talk shit about phil dyeing everything green when he left because i'm so certain if phil left him home alone dan would crash out just as bad. he just thinks he's better at being apart because he was on tour and had shit to do. i was there reading your eighteen tweets a day any time phil went to visit his parents for like two days girl you can't fool me

Imagine your mind is filled with fictional characters who operate your brain, like in the movie Inside Out. Which characters are running the show? (name them in the tags)

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

funniest fucking song for them to put on the preshow might be uma thurman falloutboy btw