Why Am I Still Here

the idea of dan howell over explainer and justifier extraordinaire feeling the overwhelming need to over explain and justify why he is now looking at marriage and/or fully marrying his boyfriend of almost 17 years is fun to me i must admit. it’s for the taxes it’s for when one of us dies it’s cause we’ve never had a party for our relationship and like i don’t even want one but PHIL- it’s so we can get an insane amount of food catered and that means specific to our taste DIPS

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.