love this one.

dude

no those brothers are going to save rock and roll

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

the long game

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

disabled adults don’t have “the brains of children” they have the brains of adults with disabilities. just because you can’t understand the difference doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist

infantilization of disabled people is not a new concept but it’s fucked up to remove agency and respect for a person on the basis that they are not like you. also, children aren’t stupid, they’re little humans who just don’t have as much experience as adults. that’s the difference. treating someone like they’re an idiot who can’t think for themself because you think their 18+ years of life “don’t count” is degrading and dehumanizing.

My favorite thing about tumblr is the way we all come together as a community to help each other turn off whatever new feature just got rolled out

tumblr is a war between tumblr and tumblr

BUENOS DIAS, JUGHEAD

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work