My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog

CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

WHAT THE FUCK

The only pure version of this meme

This is what Sesame Street would have on their Instagram

aw :’)

Do you know how fucking HARD this is!? Turtles die of old age, naturally, that’s why they live so long. They rarely get sick and don’t have illnesses such as cancer or even the common cold, naturally occurring. So, for there to be turtle specific herpes……..it’s not a good sign.

This is really sad

So I googled this and apparently these turtles carry the herpes virus latently- that is theyre infected but they don’t have symptoms or problems. Stress is what causes these viruses to pop back up and lots of things cause stress. Even the wrong microbial environment can fuck this up. Human activity puts a huge amount of stress on these animals and their environment and as a result their immune system cannot keep the virus in check. We’re exhausting these animals into disease.

I wish there were more pasta shapes

there are!

thank god

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes