Jake did my theme for me.

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

THANK

Just going to pop this here for you guys.

Important ☝🏼️

REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

Imma try this

Let’s try

Whynot

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

Concept: unexpected werewolfism, except they were wearing stretch denim at the time, so instead of dramatically bursting out of their clothes, the resulting giant wolf-thing just ends up hobbling around in absurdly tiny trousers.

#ACH NO ME JEGGINGS

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

So many lucky Biden posts on this site and I can’t afford to miss a single one

I JUST WANT CUDDLING THAT INCLUDES SLEEPY KISSES AND WATCHING MOVIES AND FALLING ASLEEP ALL TANGLED UP TOGETHER ON THE COUCH OKAY I DON’T SEE WHY THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK