KNICK

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

I actually have so much love for dogs

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

“Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.”

So for the last 2 years at my school this momma duck comes to the courtyard in the middle of my school & has her babies. She stays there for a little while, & when she’s ready she literally knocks on the door to get out of the courtyard, then walks through the school building and out the back doors of my school (since her babies can’t fly), and takes her little babies to a pond nearby. Nobody brings her to the courtyard or leads her out, she just comes and goes naturally