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scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

imagining like a frat bro with the hat on sideways and like the sleeves cut off his shirt getting drunk as fuck and crying to his boys like spilling jungle juice on himself getting the couch all sticky and shit and then he takes his phone out of his pocket and all his bros are like bro do not text her right now but he opens a sudoku app and chooses "master" difficulty and starts filling in the board at blinding speed. he wakes up in the morning and every cell is wrong

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

i would suck off oat milk sloppily i cannot lie

^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean