Until Whenever

Listen, I don’t even go here anymore but you can’t just post this and not link this glorious work along with it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28605114/chapters/70108566

“ #actual re-enactment of me eating his face “ - @airboatnecromancer

#like obviously the greatest part about this is everything #but the idea that you could be like #“please bring me my jewels” and someone could BRING YOU YOUR JEWELS #from which you select a big honking emerald ring like #that is both classy as fuck and a baller move #amazing 

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.