K A Y D N E

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

concept: i stay snuggled in bed all morning and don’t feel guilty about it. it’s raining. everyone is safe. 

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport