[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
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shark vs the universe
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Love Begins
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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

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Cliff: Hollanderrrr!!!! U tryna get a handie 2nite?
Shane: Hi Cliff, I know this is how you and Ilya communicate plans but please just text me normally. Yes I will be coming to the bar with you and Ilya tonight.
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
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bitch this IS the journal factory

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The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."
Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.
Turns out you can win at tagging.
yungblud thinks he’s tyler joseph. tyler joseph thinks he’s gerard way. gerard way thinks they’re geoff rickly. geoff rickly thinks he’s the sole survivor of a british infantry unit sent to die in the battle of the somme, returning home a fundamentally changed man
touch starved
im sorry everyone i made them hug
reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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beautiful to me that phm (2026) chose to not only straightbait the audience with the romantic overtones btween stratt and grace but then also turned around and made stratt and rocky into narrative foils. supreme filmmaking. dump your toxic dictator domme situationship and go live with this mean-ass rock he will treat you better
im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at
Deactivated.... Op did it boys
try going outside tomorrow. you may find some kind of creature to look at
If you haven't lived around a specific type of Mexican or Italian or other generationally Catholic community I have no idea how to explain to people who haven't seen it like... Yes many of my peers are Catholic. No they are not Catholic. No I mean like they're VERY Catholic. No they're not even a LITTLE bit Catholic. Yes they do Catholic things. No they don't do any Catholic things. They're debilitatingly Catholic, yes. No, I don't think anyone could reasonably call them Catholic
"No I don't believe in God, no I don't believe in Heaven or Hell, that's ridiculous. I have no time for any of that. Church? On a Sunday? I get two days off a week and you want me to spend one of those days in a stuffy building and give away the money I spent five days earning? Ridiculous. Now please shut up so I can pray to the Virgin to give me the strength to not kill my coworker as well as to St. Cabrini so I can find a good parking spot behind the CVS tonight"
Underrated Gerard quote x
[Transcript: “I don’t think people are looking for a real rock star or rock stars,” he explains, taking a long pull on his cigarette before stunning it out in the overflowing ashtray in front of him. “I think people are looking for a rock star to kill.”]

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is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!
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