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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

the author must obviously be a prophet or something bc ADHD wasn’t an official diagnosis until like the 1980s

Word of god confirmation from writers/directors isn't canon because unless they had a studio exec breathing down their neck it's like well you could have just done that. But word of god from actors is canon because it's funny to me when they're just like "oh yeah I was playing my character gay as fuck on purpose" when nobody asked them to do that

Stop the presses this post isn't about gay people anymore everybody shut the fuck up tom kenny just confirmed autistic spongebob