BE WARNED: i am very annoying

a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

they should invent infinite benches and put them everywhere #opinion

Always, when she is old, the girl will for a moment imagine herself back again, in a house that contracts and expands, as if breathing, and she will think bitterly of the footman, who was her secret supporter.

woah i havent seen you since before we became wandering husks without names or faces