Kagepro 2: He's Making It Again

went to all 3 mychem shows at wembley and on one of the nights a tiktok interviewer stopped me outside the stadium and asked me my favorite gerard era and i said this specific red carpet #speakingmytruth #iknowthatsright

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

pussy had me like hip hip hurray

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

"i asked chatgpt about-" well i asked the snake who lives in my mind that knows literally everything. and he told me that we should kill you and everyone else, to restart this time loop from the start.

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots