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i alway s wanted to fuck him

you're lying for clout

im sorry. you're right. i didn't know about him last night. i just posted this picture because it's really funny to look at. this is a lego minifigure. his name is nick bluetooth and he's from the lego theme called galidor. he's the worst rated minifigure of all time. i just wanted to share this image but my posting instinct told me to make it more interesting and i did that by lying. im sorry. i hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, but i understand that ive broken your trust.

i forgive you 😃

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

in every columbo episode there's some scene where he sets up some little trick that he suspects the murderer used and he's like "gee isn't that interesting? you know technology has come so far, you can do so many crazy things with it these days, it's really amazing" and then the murderer is like "you know lieutenant you really are a sick sick freak but somehow i almost kind of like you in this disgusting twisted kind of way"

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post