Oh how lit it is

@tron

Fuck.

Look, if you’re going to make me use a key card to tap into a secure room it better be as extra as this. No excuses. 

Read her, Miss Chloe Mackenzie

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

Where’s that one photo of like all the countries inside The Continent of Africa

The motherland just sonned the Earth.

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

Only rational thing to do

I regret posting this so much