toucha my spaghet

Enough of this. Now put on caramelldansen

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

Animal Crossing, for the fucking iPod touch

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

Let's all vomit impossible quantities of viscous black liquid

Is it okay for a girl to bring her straight girlfriend to pride

my tomodachi life miis are in the process of making their own cylinder building. when i questioned this with michael (who i've deduced to be the leader) he says they want to make it big enough to come meet me 'for real'. don't like that. considering knocking it down and garbling the lingo to put them off. might split them into groups and put them on separate mini islands as well just to be safe but maybe that's overkill

baby can have a LITTTTLLE nicotine addiction. as a treat.

but when i smoke its a problem 😞

not My problem 🤗