hi guys

Why is it Christmas tomorrow

Why are you lying

I'm a man

in 2020 they literally said we should be okay with dying for the economy.

They did. They did say that. The elderly, the disabled, the immuno-suppressed, the poor. They said it was a necessary sacrifice. The eugenicists were celebrating.

Personally I think more CEOs should be reminded that they can bleed

It’s YEE HAW Monday, everybody!

Ok, now it’s YeeHaw Friday. I need a little encouragement.

[ID: A tweet by @mdmd2024 "heMattomegaly, MD" which reads "Dang, can't believe I only get to enjoy apples for like 3 more days". A second tweet reads "Decided to include this joke in my MD grad photo shoot and I don't regret it in the least". Attached are two images of a Black man with glasses looking at an apple. In the first, the man is eyeing the apple from the side nervously; in the second, he in a defensive stance as a hand holds up an apple in front of him. End ID]

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty