Suekoon

My life has known peace since I openly threatened to quit my job if things didn't improve and began emotionally distancing myself from work. It's just a check. When I start thinking about work after hours I force myself to look around and I say, Lindy THIS is your life. Enjoy your ACTUAL life. Work stays at work and I'm not dwelling on it.

Yessir it feels great. Now let me take a quick peek at how my shadow self is feeling----

I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

​i was once being blackmailed so violently on Tumblr that the fbi got involved, and I will tell you right now: in the deathmatch between the fbi and the Tumblr search function, the fbi did not win. They ghosted me and I continued toget blackmailed for years after that.

I hope this photographer won a prize

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

i think the funniest peter parker moment is when he basically went “i wish people wanted me for my body and not for my smarts”