yamaguchi's mom

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

hearing "the ps5 is in the latter stage of its lifecycle" and laughing myself sick. NO GAMES

reblogging this ancient post from last year bc the number actually went down lmfao

"why are you following a pro shipper" so I can get better at shipping? How am I supposed to improve my meta if I'm only watching amateur plays. I'm trying to hit nationals next month

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked the moon and all her stars, they said your soul is rotting inside of you

my hands hurt