Welcome to the workshop!

Feed the hallucinogenics and perform dubious magic on them. The magic doesn't even need to do anything, some just like the pomp and circumstance. The hallucinogenics take care of the rest.

Or even better: don't do any of that!

You're RUINING my FUN!

STOP RUINING MY LIFE

How are they ruining your life? They're educating me on the ways of proper seduction.

GRANTED I have no experience in this area but I'm pretty sure it doesn't require corruption and magic.

I mean, no, but she asked specifically about corruption...

Then the issue is not really about seduction, IS IT.

Hey. Hey, give me your best tips for seduction, bucketface.

"Oh, if you're criticizing it why don't you do better", "why are you calling the witch queen evil, I don't see you running a country", like I haven't heard that one before

Aw but I really want to hear them... please...? Maybe they'll help the oracle who hasn't yet realised people are flirting with her, too!

Since when are people flirting with me????

...well, I thought they meant literally. I'm a healer and priestess, not a seductress.

Hey boss, can you tell me where to find the sex healing priestesses? I, uh, burned my hand with molten silver.

Marnie might! She's about sixty-four though, so I'm not sure if she's your type.

... Do you have a picture of her?

Feed the hallucinogenics and perform dubious magic on them. The magic doesn't even need to do anything, some just like the pomp and circumstance. The hallucinogenics take care of the rest.

Or even better: don't do any of that!

You're RUINING my FUN!

STOP RUINING MY LIFE

How are they ruining your life? They're educating me on the ways of proper seduction.

GRANTED I have no experience in this area but I'm pretty sure it doesn't require corruption and magic.

I mean, no, but she asked specifically about corruption...

Then the issue is not really about seduction, IS IT.

Hey. Hey, give me your best tips for seduction, bucketface.

"Oh, if you're criticizing it why don't you do better", "why are you calling the witch queen evil, I don't see you running a country", like I haven't heard that one before

Aw but I really want to hear them... please...? Maybe they'll help the oracle who hasn't yet realised people are flirting with her, too!

Since when are people flirting with me????

...well, I thought they meant literally. I'm a healer and priestess, not a seductress.

Hey boss, can you tell me where to find the sex healing priestesses? I, uh, burned my hand with molten silver.

I'd appreciate it if the fae stopped gifting my clients fake gold and gemstones, because it gets really difficult to explain when I go use them and they turn into leaves.

Well what else am I going to do, buy them actual jewellery? That'd be so expensive! I'm not made of money! I am however, sort of, made of leaves...

Get a job, you hippie!

Would-be lich asks me to make her a phylactery. So far, so good, but she wants a big old emerald as the centerpiece and won't accept alternatives or a bezel setting. Girl, that thing is carrying your soul, do you want it to chip if a knight looks at it funny?

As someone who occasionally makes jewelry… yikes. Yeah. That thing won’t last ten minutes.

I keep telling them to just get a green sapphire but nooo, she loves the inclusions that make it brittle as hell. It'll be a miracle if her lich form lasts a natural human lifespan.