Den of Iniquity

nice to each other and naughty with each other, that's the vibe.

when the tease hits you so good that your brain short circuits, your face literally gets hot, and you lose the ability to form complete coherent sentences

Really love the phrasing "you wouldn't last" in like porn ads and stuff. You would be dust in the wind. you would be crushed and forgotten if you tried to jerk off to this

More people need to understand the sexual appeal of armor

let’s makeout until i can feel your cum seeping through your pants

i wanna sext you but i also wanna hear about your day and get to know you, ya feel?

men don’t take ribbon bicep pics like they used to :/

small-dck-energ

Hey (with the intention of making you so horny you can’t sleep at night without masturbating to the thought of me)

*day dreams about him slapping his dick against my tongue*

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing