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admittedly, i am someone who gets confused by the people who hate their blorbo's most specialest person ever. like, the hardcore dick grayson fans who burn bruce wayne in effigy. not in a "wow, your skrunkly pookie pie would hate you" kind of way, because. they're all fictional. Skrunkly Pookie Pie Does Not Hate You. Skrunkly Pookie Pie Does Not Exist. but i do want to know how those people manage to read the comics at all when 50% of dick's appearances have bruce in them and the other 50% is him thinking about his skrunkly pookie pie The Batman. like, is this a masochism thing. do you ignore dick's entire inner monologue. blink twice if you need help

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

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One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

Why does this warm my heart ? ❤

Because cats do this when they want to be petted. And 🐾 is universal historical proof of kitties that have loved their humans.