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When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

That's cool when I say godspeed I like to imagine a world where gods did that.

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

being a man is really hard actually like you get super depressed all the time and you wish you could grow your hair long and put on girly clothes and have tits and sing alonng to songs with your girl frienxs and be a lesbian it sucks. so think before you speak hate next time

im gonna come out and say it i dont actually like the part of the home soap dispenser refilling process where you have yo jerk her off until she cums into your paw and im sorry if im not woke enough

Vriska serket turns boys into women the way Jesus turns water into wine

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

im pregnant with a litter of beautiful baby pauses

i should become June Egbert in real life

immediagtely after posting this tumblr is showing me vriska posts i think its trying to say i should

Legitimately insane ask to send in a world where one of the main uses of copyright law in the music industry in the 80's and 90's was suing black artists for using a 5 second sample of a beatles riff in a hip-hop song or shit like that.

I left it in the comments but I’ll say it here. Rapper Biz Markie’s 1991 album “I Need A Haircut” was famously the basis of a lawsuit over his sample of Alone Again (Naturally) on one of its tracks. His loss in that court case effectively killed the decade of open sampling in hiphop that had preceded this and resulted in every copy of his album being seized and destroyed. Anyone who doesn’t see a problem with the result of this case essentially hates hiphop

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too